I can’t beat Airman!
This video is in no way no new - but it’s so awesome I felt compelled to post it, in case any of you poor souls out there had managed to miss out on it. I don’t really think my translation does the lyrics justice, but at least those of you who are Japanese impaired can get a hang of what it’s about. Without further ado, I give you: Team Nekokan’s amazingly awesome song (and video!) “Airman ga Taosenai” (I can’t beat Airman).
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I’m stuck replaying the same screen,
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And every time, I die in the same place
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Without giving up,
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I challenge the vanishing platforms
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But I just fall down immediately
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If only I had ITEM-2,
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I could easily make it to the other side, but
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No matter how many times I try,
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I can’t beat Airman!
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No matter how many times I try, I can’t avoid those tornadoes
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Even when I attack from behind,
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Eventually I’m blown away by the wind
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Even if I try the pause trick,
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I’m no match for his tornadoes
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So to make sure I win next time,
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I’m saving my [E] until the end
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My life is already low
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And every time, I need use my [E]
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Without giving up, I can make it to Airman, but
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I quickly run out of lives…
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If only I had Leaf Shield
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I could easily but Airman, but
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No matter how many times I try,
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I can’t beat Woodman!
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No matter how many times I try, I can’t avoid those falling leaves
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Even when I fall back
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Eventually he closes the distance
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Even when I try the pause trick
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I can’t evade his jumps
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So to make sure I win next time,
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I’m saving my [E] until the end
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If only I had ITEM-2,
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I could easily make it to the other side, but
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No matter how many times I try,
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I can’t beat Airman!
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No matter how many times I try, I can’t avoid those tornadoes
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Even when I attack from behind,
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Eventually I’m blown away by the wind
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Even if I try the pause trick,
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I’m no match for his tornadoes
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So to make sure I win next time,
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I’m saving my [E] until the end